What if I invented the STD scan app for the iphone and ipod touch, would you buy it? (more info inside)?
First the all apps will be scan able and cost .99 cents.
The app works like this, you scan a person and it tells you if they have a STD or not. Male version – you scan an ugly ***** just to check it out and the ipod goes all CHIRP CHIRP BOW CHICKI WOW WOW http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/smiley.jpg means that she is okay. Then you go to a decent ***** that is a little better and you get the same result. You see two hot ****** and one scans all great while the other ***** gets BARK BARK BOW CHICKI HELL NA http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Nuclear_fireball.jpg/705px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg with that pic. Female version you will do the same to a guy to scan and see if he is clean or not.
Then i will make other apps called SHE/SHE..HE/HE which will show you if she is born a girl and not a guy. If she is born a she it will say SHE/SHE with this pic http://www.honeysquad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sexy-lips-8.jpg and if you get SHE/HE this pic comes up http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Nuclear_fireball.jpg/705px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/current-events/42942-edgar-cayce-nostradamus-bible-world-war-3-a-4.html&usg=__yowA_rEEs2nniUvz8wWsFTuMgLI=&h=599&w=705&sz=61&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=vMU7o0aEyI0IbM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dexplosions%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26um%3D1. The same will go for girls to make sure he is a he and not a she.
Finally for women the BABY MAMA app to tell if a guy is lying about his kids. If you scan him and a says OH HELL NA HE GOT KIDS and this pic shows http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7931191064/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/05/cartoon_baby.jpg that means he has kids.
Nope!!