What if I invented the STD scan app for the iphone and ipod touch, would you buy it? (more info inside)?

Posted by EdgyEft on Dec 3, 2009 in Uncategorized |

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Da Rich 1 asked:

First the all apps will be scan able and cost .99 cents.

The app works like this, you scan a person and it tells you if they have a STD or not. Male version – you scan an ugly ***** just to check it out and the ipod goes all CHIRP CHIRP BOW CHICKI WOW WOW http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/smiley.jpg means that she is okay. Then you go to a decent ***** that is a little better and you get the same result. You see two hot ****** and one scans all great while the other ***** gets BARK BARK BOW CHICKI HELL NA http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Nuclear_fireball.jpg/705px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg with that pic. Female version you will do the same to a guy to scan and see if he is clean or not.

Then i will make other apps called SHE/SHE..HE/HE which will show you if she is born a girl and not a guy. If she is born a she it will say SHE/SHE with this pic http://www.honeysquad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sexy-lips-8.jpg and if you get SHE/HE this pic comes up http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Nuclear_fireball.jpg/705px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/current-events/42942-edgar-cayce-nostradamus-bible-world-war-3-a-4.html&usg=__yowA_rEEs2nniUvz8wWsFTuMgLI=&h=599&w=705&sz=61&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=vMU7o0aEyI0IbM:&tbnh=119&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dexplosions%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26um%3D1. The same will go for girls to make sure he is a he and not a she.

Finally for women the BABY MAMA app to tell if a guy is lying about his kids. If you scan him and a says OH HELL NA HE GOT KIDS and this pic shows http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7931191064/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/05/cartoon_baby.jpg that means he has kids.

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